Blonde Chick

Woo-Hoo, Uh-hu!

I cant understand why mum isnt proud of me. I mean I get detention & slip my way out of it & she’s Flabergasted!

Here’s the argument:

M: Have you been in much trouble latley?

C:A bit

M: how?

C:I’ve got two Purple Cards &  one yellow card (thats bad)

M:What for?

C: the yellow one was for squirting water.

M: Who at?

C: The ground.

M: I dont belive that WHO AT???

C:*repeats last*

M:*gasps*  What a yellow card mean?

C:*rolls eyes* Detention

M:what did you do there?

C:I dindnt go

I’m sure I heared mum mutter right about here " what the F*CK???"

M:howdya get out of that?

C: I stayed away from that teacher & the TAP room.

M:anything else youd like to fill me in on?

C: Oh Yeah a couple of months ago……. I had a go at miss H caus ShePissed me off to the LIMMET…..

M: oh god

C: & I screamed "I DID" & stormed out.

& that my box of treasured moments for the time being!

P.S Mum I forgot to tell you…………………

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